Sunday, 14 April 2013

Bilbo Baggins vs. New York.


Forget about the lord of the rings.

Ok some people may say this very likely but there are still hobbits living today so it is possible that he may still be alive. Cos he went to live with the elves and ... I wanted to be creative ok?

New York is like so big and filled with lots of people. Blibo Baggins is very short and lives in hobbitland (or something) ,anyway he is a lazy dude turned burglar so he might stand a chance.
 Ok... no.

Anyway so in the middle of New York what would Bilbo do? Get mugged. Short guy kind of innocent looking = easy target. So when he got mugged what would he do? Chop up the bad guys with his sword. Ok... that went down violently

Next up Bilbo goes to get some food but has to get a train to go to get the food.
On the train Bilbo gets trampled and can’t pay to get on the train. Solution= Ducks under barer to get to train. But at train gets trampled. Solution= Takes down everyone in the room.

Is about on get on train when confronted by security and lets not go into that.

At supermarket Bilbo can’t reach anything. Solution=Steals a shopping trolley. At counter he doesn’t have any money again. Solution= He’s short.

Once he has got away with all the food he runs into a bookstore and trips over a large pile of books. Solution= Picks up books. Looks at books and relises that he in a character of fiction.


Never does anything above. Solution= whatever.

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